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Gamer is a dirty word. One utterance creates images of people shitting themselves instead of pausing the game while their mothers shriek in abject terror at the sight and stench of their creations. Overweight, Cheeto-crusted men, sitting in a pool of sweat and mountain dew on a chair longing to…


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Somehow, the Academy Awards sunk further into a pit of irrelevancy. It doesn’t help that cinemas were inaccessible for the majority of the year and barely anyone has seen the nominees. That may be for the best, however, as not many of them are deserving of attention. More people have…


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There’s nothing balding middle-aged men love to do more than say that political TikTok teens are the future. Well maybe they demand the decriminalisation of sex work more, but this is a close second. In a way they aren’t wrong, the youth are literally the future, this has always been…


Won’t Somebody Think of the 7th to 20th Richest Owners in the League?

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There’s no crying in baseball, there’s no charity in capitalism, and there are definitely no morals in football. Football and capitalism are games of winners and losers, arenas in which the rich get richer driven by greed…


Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter the GO House

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On the 2nd of September 2020, a group of young Irish influencers moved into a Dublin mansion, full of hope and excitement, since then they have lost two members and undergone two rebrands. The infamous G.O.A.T house is now The GO…


We have been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray

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There is no greater joy than watching athletes play with their balls so it’s unfortunate that fans, media members, owners, and athletes often suck. Obviously not all of these people are bad but take for instance if a black player wants to be…


A River Monster Would Be More Fun

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When the world shut down people turned to movies for guidance, and if the Netflix top-10s are trustworthy everyone watched David Spade go on holiday, Mark Wahlberg attempt to share screen time with Winston Duke without verbally abusing him, and even a jaundiced…


We have always lived in hell

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There has been a lot of talk recently about a return to normalcy. We have to get people back working, shopping, and filling the pockets of every billionaire, not only Jeff Bezos. The Covid-19 outbreak has added to these cries, but they are deeper…


‘We’re the virus, corona is the cure’.

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There has been a lot of this sentiment online recently with people celebrating the fact that swans may be returning to Venetian canals and pollution is residing. I don’t have much experience of living through global pandemics, but they’re pretty fucking scary. People…


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We are living through strange and scary times and there is no better way than to pass the hours in your room alone than by watching an incredibly strange and often scary film, The Lawnmower Man (Brett Leonard, 1992).

This movie is so bizarre that I’m not quite sure where…

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